The New New Testament

Today we enter a new era gentlemen and ladies of Yorams, after a few events taking place lately, we, the Yorams, moderanized.

Let me read out the events that made us modernize and remember them at heart today!

First was the "out-sider Yoram, the adding of Jake" After that we started the Catholic Grammar Church with Jake Calvert as the pope! Long live pope ÇÃËŠĀR! A few months following the said event, we added the first female Yoram, Shahar of Persia A short while after, we started having multi cultured Yorams, starting with our special guy from the USA WC mother fucker, Ben, who quickly after added his sister Kamil who opened the gates to our multi cultured Yorams adding DrewB and 8th. Lastly, we added a Chinese girl by the name of Sink filling both places as the a Asian and the Chinese Yoram

Today, an accident happened to our beloved icon, the blobfish. And so we had to create a new one, a smarter one, prettier, fezzier and niggerier! Today my sons and daughters, we enter the second blobfish era!

I, Uri Juditzky the II, herebly wish all of you a succesful era of Yoramism.

May my Yoram kingdom, NO! May OUR Yoram kingdom stand for forever