8th

ORIGINS
One upon a time, a man named 8th rode into the chat on a golden spider, wearing a boomerang as a crown and playing the song of his people on a didgeridoo. Wallabies sang Let's Go by Stuck in the Sound as he offered to make the penises touch. But just the tip because any more would gay.

Once the ritual known as foreplay was complete, 8th accepted his place in the chat as some Australian who joins the calls once in a while usually to say hello for a few minutes before taking off like the wind with only the whispers of the purest of dreams left behind in his wake.

GOAL
8th was there on a mission; a mission to spread peace, joy, laughter and his love of monster girls. It was difficult as he doesn't understand even a little bit of hebrew. (I hope I've got that right.)

CURRENT HAPPENINGS
After a bit of correcting people's grammar and spelling he was anointed Pope only for his reign to be cut short in a freak accident with a bullet.