How I, Offir Makosh, got absolutely BTFO'd

I had two friends once. Now neither are my friends and I am completely alone. You are probably wondering how I got to this point. Well, let me tell you.

When I moved to the school known as Ankori, I met a very special guy there by the name of Mr. Pitamar. He used to be my rival, and then we became friends. One time my other friend, Uri, came to my house and offended him on skype. Then Uri apologayzed and they became friends since.

As Pitamar and Uri's bond grew stronger they started rejecting me more and more. Once Pete became a cool guy, they started bullying me in a chain of events such as uninstalling my browser against my will, fucking me in the ass and ditching me in Yom Kippur.

I literally want to kill myself now and I have no friends. I watch videos all day and I hate myself. Someone send me help/friends.